"Jaguars are a terrible investment."

Yes, more than any NFL player in history, but Goodell really should be compared to his peers like Stalin, Mao, and Kim Jong-Il.

NFL: Not for profit organization.

That's about the only way one of Jeter's girlfriends is seeing a diamond.

Please. Someone with as limited range as Scarlett Johansson should never be playing shortstop.

I always thought that of all of his girlfriend's Tyra Banks would have been the pitcher.

Does anyone have an exact date of when journalism died?

was there a prelude to that statement left out? or did this miserable prick just make a random observation to let you know that the blatant rape is coming?

While sportswriters carry on about the passing of Derek Jeter, the average New York sports fan is still mourning the passing of Eli Manning.

"He wants to go out like Michael Jordan."

Pricing will definitely rise because of the merger. The way most of the geographic monopolies work is that some sort of governmental or quasi-governmental group, like a public service commission, has to approve rate changes. Those groups tend to use competitor prices as a yardstick to measure rate increases. So if…

Yeah, this isn't quite free. Cox did the same thing (bumped up speeds and sent an email to me proclaiming how benevolent they were for doing so for free), and less than two months later, they jacked up my rate. I called and negotiated back down to what it was for a year, but then after that it shoots up to whatever…

Northern Virginia near DC. Verizon Fios optical broadband, 75 Mbps.

I don't about where you live but that Roku wouldn't be much use without internet access and the choices are AT&T at 1.5Mbps or Comcast at 30 for basically the same price. I know which one I chose, in spite of how much I detest Comcast.

As a regular viewer of WFAA and Hansen's I can tell you this commentary is representative of many of his others. He does not suffer fools gladly and has no patience or tolerance for athletes and their antics. I think we've all thought the same thing as Hansen and Jon Stewart in comparing the Michael Sam situation to…

Texas is a complicated state. Its people will surprise you sometimes.

"You know what else I'm not always comfortable with? My wife's cooking. Martha must be bored halfway to heck with some of the recipes she's been trying. I'll oblige the woman, but she must be two parts daft and one part dumb to forget that I like my cooking how I like my Lincolns, continental. Your boy Dale can't…

Replace Jeff Daniels with this guy and make it a little more lighthearted and I may actually watch The Newsroom.

Of course he did go on to say that Sam was "a no-good son of a bitch" for not having originally signed on to play for the Longhorns 4 years ago. Progressivism still has it's limits after all in the state of Texas.