Putin: hahahaha we russians just kid you atilay! we not make you do hard labor. here give me high five.

More like Sh-"awww, man" "WHY?!?!"te.

I am by no means a professional, but i've been snowboarding since 1994. You can just tell by looking at the nature of the crashes that:

Ray Farmer.

God I find gay men so distracting. You know...because I'm so straight. Extra bonus strai—Hey look at that fit well-dressed man!

If he's anything like Visanthe Shiancoe, the distraction won't be about his sexuality.

It's a refreshing bit of honesty for the Browns, who are finally admitting that there never has and never will be a place for a Lombardi in their organization.

Still not the worst management in Cleveland, though:

"Our top story tonight: 'Josh Gordon, the only player the NFL recognizes as a professional Football player for the Browns, has committed suicide in-light of the Browns' front office changes.' - With this news, the Browns are now out of the National Football League, bringing it down to 31 teams."

Being an officer on Darth Vader's ship offers more job security than being a Cleveland Browns executive.

Trash fire? More like a river fire.

I hope Mike Lombardi has his old job of "answering Bill Simmons' phone calls" all lined up.

In lieu of severance, Lombardi has been offered "salary rebates."

So good.

So, wait, it's not even an actual fantasy draft, but a mock fantasy draft? A practice fantasy draft?

Everything you just said is incorrect.

You're in for a treat.

Giants have selected Michael Sam (Mizz)

Everything he does pisses off a ton of nerds. This dude is the George Lucas of fantasy sports.