A portion of all proceeds go to grandmothers everywhere.

There's no uglier NFL sweater than Andy Reid, halfway through his fourteenth rack of ribs.

Wow, you're really Russian to judgement on that Petchesky.

*Do not attempt this unless you are 6'8'', have extraordinary leaping ability, millions in the bank and a lot of spare time on your hands.

That's the thing, there's no way he could lose. Even if he was unimpressive, the crowd would go nuts and the dumbass judges would give him 10s because the crowd went nuts.

Because there is a chance he could lose.. Imagine he joins the dunk contest for the first time and comes in 3rd? You can only imagine the injury ESPN will be reporting following the contest

Lebron's also putting on a gun show, which is actually phenomenal marketing considering, you know, the whole state of Arizona and everything.

"Weak"

LeBron: Either dunk or get off the pot.

I'm public enemy No. 1 in Russia

From "tweeted a photo that isn't from Sochi" to "busted up his own hotel room and got kicked out of the Olympics" is at least three giant leaps.

And if he was, no telling how many of his kinsmen it would take to screw in a new doorknob.

"I was tweeted many angry things in a language I don't understand."

Careful with being associated with being anti-Putin. And keep an eye on your car.

And with a form of Christianity that would be alien to Christians in western Europe.

And if he was, no telling how many of his kinsmen it would take to screw in a new doorknob.

No matter where you live, don't believe a damn thing you see online.

This is not all that surprising, considering the level of paranoia that Russian society as a whole has been accustomed to living with for decades. What is surprising is that you chose to take a picture of your broken doorknob instead of a picture of the fly infested, overflowing mound off excrement-laden toilet paper…

It's incredible how one picture of a broken door knob can send so many people flying off the handle.

In many ways Russia seems more and more like hyper-America. Super nationalist with strong racist/homophobic tendencies.