Views on what is "hot" really have changed drastically over time. Nowadays, it's very rare that the Swimsuit Issue results in sticky fingers.

They made an emergency landing near where all the women are strong, all the men are good looking, and all the children are above-average.

I absolutely agree his a mid-late draft pick but a pick none the less. I wouldn't be surprised if he went second day, but this "not at all" bullshit is infuriating.

King helpfully went on to tweet a photo of the GM's latest acquisition, a ten-yard pole.

CBS just felt having a gay guy would interfer with the compulsive virgin/man baby roommate dynamic of such hetero shows as the Big Bang Theory. Can't let someone gay that show up.

I call BS. It's 2014 and we're making NFL players carry their own fucking bags?

"In the 7th round of the NFL draft, the Minnesota Viking select Michael Sam, defensive end, Missouri."

Hey Peter King, try asking this question you brown-nosing lackey, Overrated compared to what? He hasn't been rated yet, so how can you preemptively be called overrated at all? This is just the bullshit NFL creating a narrative out of thin air to justify their ignorance.

Of course he won't be doing it alone! Most states won't even let him get married.

I will say the turn around from SEC Defensive player of the year with great stats to "He's inflated statistically and not very good. His sacks came against weak teams," was stunning. Like Usain Bolt Fast.

On CBS' draft board Sam dropped 70 spots overnight.

To be fair, Sam isn't going to be doing this alone: he's going to have a pesky boner bothering him every time he plays.

"He's takin' this metaphor thing to a whole nother level."
-R. Kelly

Stop locking this dude up and bust his knee already.

The problem here is Quinn is trying to pull the doors open. Clearly, he's a much better pusher.

Here's a quick English-to-Russian translation guide:

Translator: [looks up "stoked"]

Amusing since in English, "Russian" means "drunk."

Interesting. Thanks for that.

But I'd think the Anti-Discrimination statement would be a bit more important.

It's hilarious. NBC needs to cut out content so that it isn't too long. But Sunday Night Football can be on until nearly midnight because we need commercials after touchbacks and time outs to ice the kicker.