A more fitting tribute would be to sell them by the half-dozen at a yard sale with a sign that reads "Pick Six".

Fortunately, Cutler is immune to criticism. Unlike his kids, who aren't immune to a goddamn thing.

But we were never gonna survive unless Seal went a little crazy.

"stay thirsty, my friends" has a vastly different meaning for me now...

That was phenomenal. He kept his composure for the entire 2:28. Which, I might add, is 2:20 longer than any human can tolerate Pierre McGuire.

You're reading and responding to deadspin comments on a Sunday night. We all need social lives.

I can't believe she Yadda Yadda'd the bisque!

The Rutherford Raiders field a 4-5-2 formation with two strikers. It allows for double penetration into their opponents backside.

I actually think they have a whole section for that kind of thing...

There's something in my eyes. Fuck it, I cried.

This woman needs to lose custody of her minor children. No joke, no exaggeration.

Just a reminder if their are any TeaBaggers out there that think ""torture is cool"" My Daddy was a captured on Corrigedor and waterboarded by the Japanese (among many other things) and we executed the guards that were left alive after the war. (He survived, obviously and became an officer and flew planes in Korea…

He said there is no indication of criminal activity.

Well yeah, but Chris Jericho invented wrestling so there's that.

"Brett Favre Time Machine" is a perfect combination of 1. pop culture nonsense from the Sarah Palin-loving portion of the population, 2. scifi nerddom, and 3. sports.

Can we figure out a way to keep the players safe, but give Ebola to all the FIFA executives?

Here's hoping FIFA revokes the 2022 World Cup from Qatar, holds a lottery, and stones Sepp Blatter to death.

Well damn. He was almost octagone.

It's a shame to be shorthanded at a time like that.

My hope is that Fox Sports 1 will give airtime to the sports ESPN deems inferior. These true and educated fans deserve this and broadcasting these sports will only make for a more sport-educated public. Soccer/football is my main reference here. Fox has a solid history with this, I just hope that can continue their…