Hello, Mr. Soccer Hipster.

Butt-head: Hey Beavis. They said fiddled with their balls. Huh Huh Huh Huh

Nate Thompson? That’s an ESPN-like f up, there.

I wonder if mushroom tips are on the menu?

Bet you anything the NCAA tacks on another year to SU hoops punishment just because. #NCAAJustice

I guess Hayes is no Superman.

When it comes to pulling out in the Middle East, the U.S. has always had trouble with that.

I didn't know Fred Brown had a younger, hockey playing cousin.

He's still only the second-most known Hammond behind this guy.

Everyone in Liverpool could've told you that The Sun is a rag. Justice for the 96. (This is from a United fan.)

Makes me long for the old Big East.

It can be blamed on the loss of the NHL to Sportsnet. TSN's hockey coverage was great, but SN cut the league a giant check and the NHL couldn't ignore that. The 5 channels is a way to compensate.

If he's watched Game of Thrones, we all know how well people named Joffrey do in the end.

I think he needs some perspective. If Shady gets the Bills to the playoffs alone, he's a god. If he led the Eagles to the playoffs and lost, they'd want to run him out of town.

Lester Patrick did it in a Stanley Cup game.

Not the first time TSN tweet screeners have messed up.

http://www.coppernblue.com/2014/6/27/5851…

So Flores and other ESPN anchors can take shots and NBAers and rappers, but can't be bothered to cover the NHL or the trade deadline? Makes sense.

Did Johnson play at Florida State and was his roomie Jameis Winston?

If they really want to annoy the neighbors, blast this gem over the speakers.

He took a real bite out of the defense.