+1 Ron Dayne

FFI-FFX had me hooked. FFXI was something I’d never pay for. FFXII was awesome. FFXIII was kind of butt. FFXIV was also something I’d never pay for. FFXV has a chance to be cool. Conan O’Brien is cool, but he doesn’t get FF. I will buy and play this game.

FiveThirtyEight has them as the least likely playoff team out of the three AFC North contenders.

This was the only GTA game I didn’t finish. I was alive in the 80s. It sucked.

Yo, that Cubs radio broadcast was straight garbage.

I love the return of the Deadspin video!

I think I’d buy a shirt with a Hall of Fame plaque for Piggy Poopballs because it’s a travesty that it was never made in the first place.

“convience”

That she went on TV and tried to pull a Marisa Tomei from My Cousin Vinny might be my favorite moment of this election.

This is more the tune I would have used.

Storylines which exist when they don’t need to. You have a great storyline? With well-developed characters? Cool. I’m in. If you’re just a random platformer? Fuck your story and let me play.

Rocket McFadden is the reason Deadspin pulled this gag. Can’t wait for next year!