Well played sir.

*ironic

I was pretty disappointed to see the clip end.

Hey, it’s a Porsche option that doesn’t seem completely unreasonable!

Mustangs are still allowed.

Knowing how pissy people get about these things makes me want to keep mine up wayyyy longer.

Perfect use of Mitch. Bravo, sir.

I’m pretty damn nit-picky when it comes to someone else driving my car, but I don’t see any abuse on this video.

Shhhh. I prefer to believe Cayennes don't actually exist.

Stupid Americans.

I’m an IT guy who works at a hospital in the ORs. I wear scrubs. I love getting included in rounds (while actively working on an IT issue), offering up inane answers to medical questions until someone realizes I’m there to troubleshoot a faulty access point, not a faulty hip replacement. I try to use as many words…

I'm surprised to learn people still don't know what autopilot is, but more surprised they are putting pedantry on display in the very same comment.

Since when is GM the end-all, be-all of the auto industry in Canada? Chrysler, Ford, Honda, Toyota all have manufacturing plants in Canada.

Wait, so 1.4 inches in overall length, 2.4 in wheelbase, -0.4 in height, and 0.8 in width vs the original Boxster is considered model bloat?

Congrats?

David, can you do me a favor? I’m reading Jalopnik on my phone and I only see 17 ads on this page. I think we can squeeze a few more in without breaking up the flow. Thanks!

They only need parts because the other parts were stolen to replace stolen parts.

“gutsy engineering”