Probably that combination of sunscreen and rosin. Leaves that white mark where it got stuck.

JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMM!

He dances to the fucking song.

God Bruce Boudreau is just adorable.

Man, he was totally “that guy” in every college lit class.

Dammit, I was really hoping he gone.

If I struggled with alcohol dependency and managed to stay sober, then lost my job, and management subsequently fabricated a relapse story so they didn’t have to pay me, it would be even harder not to drink. I don’t even have a good joke; that’s just absolutely soulless.

Typical diva wideout smh.

The fuck kind of booze is that even?

Finally getting the recognition I so deserve.

That’s the fury of a man who really was gonna quit. Man, what are the odds?

I’ve been in places like that before, though in Boston. I went in one night and a crowd of guys standing outside started freaking out, but I couldn’t figure out why. I was wearing a Liverpool jersey, and the bar had a “dress code” that wouldn’t let you wear sports jerseys inside. Apparently it was enforced for this…

What are the odds that the guy was an asshole who didn’t let little kids on the street check out his plane? That’s the only reason I can see neighbors having a legit gripe. Can’t park a damn plane on the cul-de-sac and get pissed about the attention, right? You gotta be cool with me walking my toddler over to look at…

Nice.

Doesn’t Gisele Bundchen support environmental activism? At least she cancels out his vote. And while it’s moot, I feel like far more people are pissed at Brady’s act than are swayed toward terrifying nationalism because of Brady’s tacit pseudo-support.

I’m with you on this. I think sticking up for the young players is the right move.

Wait, he also just mischaracterized the shooting statistic, selecting the larger of the two numbers (228; 24%) and conflating it into one statistic.

Benjamin Moore White Dove OC-17 dead ass.

I’ve worked in marketing and advertising since I left college, maybe five years ago or something, and I still have no idea what the hell is going on. This is what happens when you fill an office with a few graphic designers and a bunch of people who bullshitted their way through Foucault for at least four years. I…