Ugh, too soon. Take your stupid star, and also this VHS copy of highlights from the 1992 Dallas Cowboys’ thrilling march to the Super Bowl.

“...they fear that one of the groups (“Thanos-like”) will be given pink slips, with the other told it is safe.”

It’s an error, but I just don’t think it’s very egregious. And while I don’t think anything is anybody’s fault here, why isn’t the narrative “Josh Hader isn’t going to forget this one for a long time”? A big arm with a 2 run lead, 2 outs and a man on 1st should bring that one to the 9th intact. Can’t do much about the…

Rough morning here for Italians.

Which would you really rather have when you grow up?

First time saying this: thank god I’m too old to give a shit.

“Intergluteal Cleft” would be a FANTASTIC name for a rock band.

Alasska Scold Rush 

I think a “chunkier Reese Witherspoon” is called a Reese’s Witherspoon.

I appreciate deadspins coverage of nfl cte issues, but it seems that the same considerations and criticism for management are never made in articles about mma or boxing.

Boone may think his players are savage in the box, but they appear to be real beasts going solo.

Really, you just need to look at his background to see where this stuff comes from:

You really shouldn’t. Scamming losers out of their money is not commendable. It puts her in the same bracket as Goop and those stupid holy water schills.

As someone who has run a marathon, I am obligated to mention in comments to this blog about a marathon that I have run a marathon.

I think there is a lot to be done on both sides. As cities make their roads encourage more biking by making their roads more bike friendly, you naturally get more bikers. And you get more bikers who aren’t experienced in driving in traffic, even with bike lanes and such. And of course, drivers don’t have a lot of…

I think Chara’s proven that he can play despite all manner of injuries so long as he still has the two bolts in his neck. 

I get that every NYC article is a opportunity to whine about New Yorkers, and I mean, I gotta work, and the commute is long (though mostly I read), but what in the hell are you looking for that needs $2M let alone north of it??

This is the first time a 26-year-old guy named Bryce didn’t feel right at home in the Wrigley bleachers.

Everywhere you live has something shit about it. NYC is a fucking spectacular place to live. Why do you think people are willing to spend so much per square foot just to live there?  The NYC juice is worth the squeeze 

do you know how fucking hard it is to walk Scott Kingery OR Amed Rosario