That’s outstanding.

Who the fuck would even—

Well today I learned that the person who coaches the Tampa Bay Buccaneers is called Dirk Koetter.

What’s funny to me is that while every scout who sees him says he sucks, their analysis is inconsistent. Someone at Baseball America reached the same conclusion, but called his swing stiff and compact.

That must’ve made @NYCaviation’s day.

“Dane Cook” is an anagram for “Oaken Cod,” reinforcing my belief that he really is a product manifestation brought forth in some dark ritual that took place in the Lynn Woods in like 2001.

True, but it’s not beyond the realm of possibility that by 2018 we’re seeing some awesome games. Prospects are prospects, but by all accounts the Yanks got a haul when they sold at the deadline.

As a Red Sox fan who lives in New York, I’m terrified of the Yankees own upcoming youth movement. The next few years are going to be bananas.

The hoop on the totem pole tho.

I’ve been waiting all day to bring this to your attention:

This has pissed me off from the jump, but now it’s even clearer why. It’s not that Tebow is taking a spot away from someone who may someday actually play in the major leagues (he definitely isn’t), it’s the thought that he’s just maybe taking a spot away from somebody who’s high point would have been “Hey, when I was…

By my math, U.S. players make up 27.5% of the Columbus roster. There is no less relevant a sport to play the fucking song.

Not even a joke.

I don’t have my headphones at work; does anybody yell “Worldstar!” ?

This year. Studies seem to indicate that they actually cause more harm than good. Women are still wearing them for some reason.

What pisses me off is the fact that if he doesn’t want to answer in a lot of detail, I guess that’s his right, and maybe he’s even in the right for doing so, but like you don’t have to dress the reporter down like an asshole. Just repeat yourself and be polite. “I’m sorry, but it’s really an internal matter and that’s…

My girlfriend is both British and something of a cycling fan. Watching the track races yesterday, she commented that Cavendish is regarded as being a “somewhat of a dick” and having “a poor attitude.”

Partial transcript of @ryanlochte w @billybush:

Lewandowski is Liebkind right?

God dammit why are there no pictures of Dax Shepard throwing a football on the internet?