Dude just get it out with another drone.

What level of emotionally charged, stirring victory would the Cards have to achieve to be covered positively here?

I saw him in his warmup games at Brooklyn. Same treatment, with signs, selfies, ovations, etc. What I found more disappointing was that the team itself heavily advertised his presence to draw fans (for context, the Cyclones pretty much sell out weekend games and have exceptional attendance overall for a SSA club).…

There’s nothing more satisfying than seeing a “play-the-game-the-right-way” guy like Lackey get burned solely and precisely because he didn’t play the game the right way.

Fun fact: James Beresford is Australian.

The other 90% being name-calling and tantrums while a dog licks his asshole...

This is art.

THANK YOU FOR CONFIRMING THAT I WAS MISTAKEN.

He will not rest until he’s traded the first 10 picks in the 2010 draft.

So I followed the irregular rhythm part, but got the pulse part wrong. Thanks for clearing it up!

I listened to shock after shock from the AED machine and still no pulse.

I’d be down. Awesome uniforms too:

The Quebec Aces were an AHL team until 1971.

69. Nice.

That glove is a crime against the game. Jesus that’s ugly.

Deep dive: Little-known schools in the College World Series. This year it’s UCSB, but remember Stony Brook a couple years back? That was awesome.

Same. Bruins fan too,so I’m not sure it counts, but that was terrific.

Exactly! Shit like this completely lacks consequence. Especially when it involves social media. Her husband lost the game and she was heated. She didn’t have to apologize. Social media was made to be dumb. Just let it be dumb. Tweet dank memes, trash the NBA, whatever. I guess steer clear of Schilling-style vitriol.…

These laws vary state to state, and can actually be super specific. It’s good to be aware of the nuances. I used to write about this crap for a legal website. In some states, for example, intent can be the placement or presence of your keys. Like if you put your keys in the trunk, you can pass out in the back seat and…

Totally. There’s celebrating and then there’s instigating like an asshole.