Breaking: Browns sign Garage to four-year deal.

The Y-name phenomenon is a Cuban thing, a relic of soviet cultural influence. It’s actually kind of interesting.

There were only 151 Pokemon and Jared Leto couldn’t read.

Those are the ugliest fucking uniforms I have ever seen.

Baseball isn’t boring.

It’s a butthole lmao

I bet a guy a case of beer that JBJ would be an all-star that year (two years ago?) he had the insane spring training. Lost the bet, and haven’t spoken to the guy in over a year, but I’m itching to text him now I TOLD YAH I WAS FAHKIN RIGHT ABOUT JACKIE KEHD.

The tone of the questions in the survey is ambiguous, to me. There’s a good interview with Zizek about political correctness and racism where he gets at the fact that sometimes a racial slur becomes preferable, like how “Indian” is preferred over “Native American” for some people because the latter is patronizing,…

I think in general there was more variance in delivery back then. They of course paid attention to repeating a motion, but I’d say there’s more emphasis on it today w/r/t deception. It’s uncanny to me how clean a mound stays for two starters inning after inning. Their landing spots are always so consistent. It’s a…

I think it’s just a standard 2-seam curve, but either way he must hide the ball really well if he’s fooling batters so much. I learned the Bob Feller curve in high school specifically for that reason: the grip is exactly the same as the four-seam fastball, and high school hitters are generally better at picking up the…

Beltre even steals the highlight when he loses.

Let’s be serious here, anyone who doesn’t go for Rumble Ponies is a fucking fascist.

Brian Snitker, who managed the Triple-A Gwinnett Braves, will be the interim manager.

Miao.

“The teens whose physical prowess I arbitrarily rank for a website that only they and their families were aware of until this very moment need to stop emailing me about my baseless analysis.”

I didn’t play at a super-high level, but I played enough to know hopping like that leaving your feet is like the most unnatural thing to do on skates. I don’t know how this isn’t taken into consideration more. It’s not that the action is more dangerous, it’s that it’s got to be intentional. The only reason anybody…

Catch me up (sorry), is this relatively under-the-radar news because the warriors are looming, or did the Clippers pose a legitimate threat in the second round?

Brett Wallace is 1 for 19 in 11 games. If the dude’s stealing signs, it isn’t working.

I went to college with some kids from South Sudan. I remember thinking they looked a hell of a lot older than 19, then figured out why when they started casually tossing anecdotal atrocities into everyday cafeteria ball-busting.

Pictured: GM Foghorn Leghorn addressing the media.