...held the Nationals scoreless through six innings and needed only 69 pitches to do so.

If he faces Joey Votto I think it’ll technically qualify as performance art.

Before I even clicked this, I said to myself, “It’s the ‘the laces aren’t part of the glove’ thing.”

I wouldn’t think a batted ball, with the infield fly rule in effect, can be considered both an automatic out and still a live ball capable of hitting a baserunner and causing an additional out.

Wait so why are cyclocross guys always eating shit?

If this doesn’t get me out of the greys, nothing will. I’ve had a pretty decent day on here.

Mistaken for Murray’s Morrissey, Musketeer Macura Maligned for McMurphys Misdemeanor, Myles: “I’m Miffed!”

Silver lining: I kind of feel like getting into Robert Easter...?

I feel the same way about Farrell. The team played surprisingly well under Lovullo in his absence last year, and if they underperform (especially the rotation behind Price, as Farrell is supposed to be a pitching guy), I can see him going.

I’ll not have you speak of El Guapo that way, sir.

I thought of JBJ’s spring a couple years ago too (and whatever the hell that Will Middlebooks stuff was there for awhile too), but the oh-so-reliable eye test says Shaw’s a more mature hitter. Also, I was probably splitting hairs with Sandoval’s spring stats, but it’s notable to me that a) his BA is 60 points lower…

Where’d you get those stats for Sandoval?

Looks like he’s been out here owning the CFP game for awhile now:

The Royals scored 25 runs in the 8th and 9th innings in the playoffs. Nobody else had more than 10. That’s luck, pure and simple.

Pornhub’s gonna be all over this shit.

Fixed that headline for you.

Further evidence that Rex doesn’t buy his own clothes.

I actually agree with him about replay, to an extent. When I played (albeit only at a college level), one of the coolest things about the game was the strike zone. There’s a banter between umpire, catcher, and hitter about which pitches are strikes and which are balls. Like when a guy gets struck out looking at a…

God there is so much wrong with Fidel’s stance I don’t even know where to start.

“Born Jacqueline E. Moccia in Boston, Mass....parents are Robert and Linda Moccia...has four older brothers, David, Christopher, Michael and Robert.”