I’M A GOOD BOY I’M A GOOD BOY I’M A GOOD BOY
I’M A GOOD BOY I’M A VERY GOOD BOY I’M A GOOD BOY

Cubs traded a much better prospect for “only” 26 innings of Aroldis Chapman.

I’m less bothered by the home run than I am by the walks. Hitting a home run is much harder than walking, so throw fucking strikes and make them beat you.

if you’ve ever had a 2mg time-release, you may rethink your stance. i didn’t even know they existed...fucking 48 hours later i realized they did, indeed, exist.

If you take a full bar this is typically exactly how you function...

C) NONE of this applies to the WOMEN’S TEAM, who are already the best in the world and get constantly ignored.

The rare “pants off yet opting for second over third base” maneuver.

Retire, old man, you’re fucking useless. You can cluck your dessicated tongue and wag your bony finger at Trump’s antics all you want, but you don’t actually do a goddamn thing about it.

Dusty Baker must be dying to try this in MLB.

Say no more, mon amour!

I get that anger tends to make use very good at generalizing but thinking about a homogeneous group of ‘white people’ won’t help anything in the long term. It’d be a mistake to let this Maher guy and others like him dictate how you think about millions of people.

Gotta love #2 coming in with a sucker punch. On a referee.

He’s never been IN the black either.

Rob Rossi should never, ever, under any circumstances be taken seriously.

That’s a terrible take and I’m a pens die hard 

a stack of player surveys

smuggle 48 pounds of methamphetamine

The brothers are there to keep Nikola in line, but when he is on the road:

from 8-0 to 9-7...i fucking hate being a redskins fan

If Pop lead a coup to overthrow the current government, I would totally sign up to be in his army.