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It’s important to note that your “John Wall is healthy” clip is showing how torching Brandon Jennings, the same player he turned into a statue in the clutch a mere 1 week prior.

Dude, it’s 2017. Get your “facts” out of here.

Paul Ryan is such a spineless weasel. I can’t believe that people like him and Mitch McConnell are supposed to be keeping Donald in check.

No no no, this is when Barkley doubles down. He always doubles down. They don’t call him the Round Mound of Rebound for nothing. He’s gonna be right back up. If you’re going to get into a spat with a man who literally threw a guy through a window, prepare to feel the pane.

Tom, are you guys going to admit/ acknowledge that you got slam fucking dunked on by a blobfish on twitter? I love this site, but dude got you good.

Goddammit why can’t Deadspin just stick to spor

I loathe Trump with the fire of a thousand burning suns, and it sickens me he’s in a position of power, but the day I give a shit what the pro athletes of my teams think in terms of politics is the day I stop watching sports. These guys ain’t smart or worldly, that’s not why I watch them.

Reminds me of the last fight I got in. This guy at a bar was looking at me. So I said, “What the fuck you looking at asshole?” He looks at me and says, “Nothing.” I stood up. “Damn right, you better not be.” This guy had no business fucking with a guy like me, so I said, “ You have no business fucking with a guy like

Because he doesn’t think he did anything wrong.

I don’t think any reasonable person doubts that those things would be far less likely under Clinton.

I dunno, as someone trying to cope with life post-30, my hangovers have lasted 2 or 3 days after an all-day tailgate.

“I would rather be in Columbus, Ohio than Los Angeles.”

Or you’re at Arby’s

“If everyone around you is angry, then you’re the asshole.”

By “discount Steph” I assume you mean Marbury?

Korean Manager Not Gung-Ho About Jung Ho.

The Redskins ruin a lot of things, but they didn’t ruin RG3. The only way he was ever going to work in the NFL was running the style that he rain his first year, but after realizing how beat up he got after one season playing that way in the NFL, RG3 decided he wanted to be more of a traditional pocket passer. I

Low enough for him to trip over, resulting in another torn ACL.

If you like breathing, never mix opiates and benzos, kids. And don’t try meth.