Pharaoh Concusses Teammate, University Seas Red

This episode brought to you via the Russian broadcast.

Nobody noticed because it didn’t happen.

Good to see you, Mr. Mushnick.

Here to say using drugs and alcohol does not mean addiction.

First Guy: “We need money. Let’s rob a warehouse.”

You winnik some, you lose some.

Yeah, it was really surprising that Taylor made the playoff roster over Revere. Of course, right now we wish they had taken Sean Burnett instead of Taylor OR Revere.

If that was unintentional, it was funny. If it was intentional, it was HILARIOUS...

Pretty sure you have the wrong female soccer player there.

I don’t like what she’s driving at, and frankly with a suspended license, she shouldn’t be driving at all.

Players born in foreign countries to American parents are just as American as anyone born within the country.

Abby, follow up question: why don’t you visit an actual professional hair stylist?

Espi is especially frustrating to watch, but what keeps him in the lineup is his phenomenal defense.

Not that strange...sadly common.

Its strange that this isn’t the biggest sports story in the country. Her story is just utterly terrifying. The idea of a former MVP now playing in New York being part of such a graphically abhorrent act and it sort of feels like a page 13 story. I even came into this article looking to make some joke about Rose’s…

Considering how pro-boating accident Storms usually are, I think she’s doing a pretty good job staying unbiased.

I’m sure ownership and the front office will make the right decisions to turn this thing around.

1. Take the oil

As a final fitting tribute to the punter, the family gives up possessions.