He really came in the clutch and grew in his role as an everyday villain

I am unable to stop laughing, literally LOL’ing rn...

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How is Bill Hader not starring in this? #HaderForPrez

This should have 1,000,000.00 stars. Have lost two friends to that terrible cocktail.

“...But .079, that’s acceptable!”

God bless you, and fuck you - RamboApocalypse. Suck a dick and tell us about your perfection, you judgmental Dr. Phil fucktard.

Revere’s not on the NLDS roster and I was waiting the whole time for an Elijah Dukes reference!

Agreed. I shit the bed on that one.

Her take on this is what gives me pause supporting her national anthem protest with Kaepernick.

Why do I think a criminal charge from a municipality is more newsworthy than a civil case sought to collect monetary damages?

Civil trial, not a criminal trial. So your hyperbole can cool a bit.

Double stacked ‘gos. Fucking legend.

The best comment ever to hit the Internet, period. You the real MVP.

Jonathan Papelbon. 0.00 Fucks Given.

despite getting *a historically great season from Bryce Harper.

+ 2 (Sirhan)

PORTIS’ POCKETS STRAIGHT!