*intents and purposes

these kids are gonna have a good future together.

It’s so romantic when a couple saves themselves for their second marriage.

Because he’s the best hitter who ever lived and the idea of him imparting his knowledge to a new generation of players is a wonderful thing.

Your mma coverage is terrible...he went up 25 pounds for this fight and still has the belt at 145. Chill out

KG should replace Stephen A. Smith immediately upon retirement.

Let’s watch some goddamn 40-yard dashes

“...only exciting to watch.”

This is still probably less racist than actual tweets from Habs fans.

In Pablo’s defense, the Giants broadcasters are as dumb as they are annoying; as fuck.

Yeah but Bartolo showed up in one of these, bitches . . .

His waste is up to 4 lbs per day.

They test for cocaine use now, smdh.

Glad you caught the joke.

Glad that got nipped in the bud. Nothing worse than slanted journalism.

To an ignaramus I suppose there isn't one.

When you've had the kind of drought the Skins have had, there comes a time that even your Cousins start to look pretty good.

Given that it’s the Skins, I anticipate they’ll let Cousins walk and sign Peyton Manning to a 5-year deal.

as a sixer’s fan that lives in phoenix (i know) this team is a fucking tire fire