It’s actually not that unusual. Depending on certain jurisdictions, firemen are often trained in ALS (Advanced Life Support) and could aid in care if need be. Furthermore, a lot of ambulances only have two people - one of them being the driver. The option of just having sheer numbers to respond will mean better care…

Cool story, Bro! Tell us more!

Well, at least it’s not the worst thing to fall out of a Bengal’s pickup truck.

Based on the video, my more immediate concern is not getting in a fight with a French girl.

Did he celebrate with his in-laws?

Punches thrown: A lot

Fucking hypocrite getting plenty of support from the big banks, I see.

Pretty disgusting that Manning would use this opportunity to shill for Budweiser. Especially when he owes this win to Miller.

Please note Dion Waiters calling for the ball

You know what? Fuck this. I’m sick of the goddamn racism in the NFL. Gronk gets a free pass, but when LeGarrette Blount goes blazin’ he gets suspended by the commissioner.

The Dallas Cowboys have reportedly inquired in to his availability.

I wonder if he’s aware of the fact that there’s this powder they keep on the sidelines that helps you grip the ball when your hands get sweaty.

+1 wakeup cup from Tim Horton’s

Thankfully Wideman recieved treatment for a concussion before returning to the ice, as per NHL protocol. Of course that protocol is to pop 2 Percocets and wash them down with a can of LaBatts, but still.

Not to be a dick but Thomas Davis was not on the Panthers during their last Super Bowl.. Which was in 03-04 season.. Not 2005. You’ll get ‘em next time though

In Russia, blizzard plows you!

Oooh, what was the solution to this “overdose” pray tell. Right, fucking sleep it off - that’s not an OD dipshit healthcare pro. Also, your drug test only revealed that they used pot sometime in the last 2-6 weeks because drug tests suck at determining someone is currently stoned. Next.

This is terrible kinja

It’s the “I never heard of fuckin’ Lateevia” that really makes it.

You can never un-see that.