At the wedding or the last parts of the game??

Give me back the 38 seconds it took to read your idiotic story. Venmo me now.

The NFL tests for marijuana, so instead of inhaling smoke or vapor from a plant, guys choose to put this chemical nightmare into their bodies. Drug policy across the board is broken and incentivizes behavior that leads to awful shit like this.

still not as much as he cost Rhode Island

I guess we have an explanation for all the trouble he caused in the locker room.

Fuck fucking cancer

Thanks, Jezebel.

DO: Go out and buy that fancy car to pick up new trim in.

Yeah, it was such a weird response from McGregor. It’s almost worse, actually, as he seems to equate being Irish in the modern US as a similar experience than being black in the modern US.

That's not true, I'm an asshole and I drive a sedan

Comedians in Cars Getting Cannabis

“Hey, Mike—is that stick composite?”

Normally they would, but because it was in Mexico, the exchange rate is different.

If I was forced to watch Josh McCown start for the Browns every week, I’d be an alcoholic too.

Awwww, the Denver Broncos!

the title to the article is wrong: He got his balls grabbed twice, once in Bulgaria, once in Argentina.

Not even close. Danny is spot on in this one. But I know that doesn’t fit with the lean of this site.

Jesus fucking christ is this article for real

If I’m not mistaken, I think this makes Scherzer the first player to have two no-hit, no-walk complete games in his career, let alone one season.