Counterpoint: Cuban is awesome and exactly what most of us would be like if we came in to hundreds of millions of dollars.

Literally no one does this because no one dreams of being a punter.

Look, Kluwe...I won’t punt footballs, and you don’t make Deadspin jokes, okay?

The Giants might not be on the hook, but it sounds like Jason Pierre Paul will be very soon.

This. It should have been a triple and an error. Blanco tried to flip it up to Pagan and failed miserably. He would have been held to a triple had he just picked it up, turned, and thrown.

When did Danny Concannon retire from the press and start pitching?

+ 1 chromosome

Remind me to never go to a magic show with you.

“It’s about fucking time.”

Snoop Dogg would never do this.

Yeah but diddy do it?

If you complain about smartphone vertical orientation, you should be forced to sit in a pitch black silent room for 24 hours.

Going to AskMen.com as a legitimate source of information in regards to men makes as much sense as going to Jezebel.com for feminist thought.

Guys love girls with daddy issues, not hate them, mainly because they’re always the biggest whores!

Joke’s on us- you can’t have one if you don’t have one.

There are a lot of potential difference makers sitting on the bench in this series, like Marion and Miller for the Cavs and Kendrick Perkins for the Warriors.

In a broad context, nothing. But to travel to the Netherlands and Germany in one week and beat them both on their home turf? Excuse me for a second while I karate kick a Budweiser can and shave a bald eagle into my chest hair.

There are tons of great stories about Iverson never working out and blowing everyone out of the water. My favorite is that he made it a point never to run. Like, ever. Then he gets traded to Denver, and everyone around him shakes their head. “Obviously he’s going to have to do some running workouts to survive in the…

Typical role player trying to take all the credit.