So basically, this is the tamest trip to Thailand in history

Entering today’s play, Trout is .295/.394/.958 with 11 HR and 22 RBI.

He likely saved taxpayers tens of thousands of dollars, and was arrested for his effort.

Jesus Christ dipshit, it was a joke.

The weird part is that Linger never became their couple name.

Little known fact, but Andre Rison met Lisa "Left Eye" Lopes on matches.com

That's funny, since Harper was probably the best player for the team in the NLDS. There is no player to get the Nats "over the hump." They play 162 games, only to have the season possibly end based on a best-of-5 series whose outcome is more luck than skill.

Is it really "whaled" and not "wailed"?

How dare he have a different opinion than those protesters exercising their constitutional right. Shame on him. He should be silenced.

You're new here aren't you?

Pictured: Yet another Cam Newton turn over.

Good thing Floyd saw it and didn't have to read about it.

Kobe probably should have been courting him at breakfast.

So THAT'S where Haley Joel Osment went!

I found something interesting. I found it interesting that you think I'm going to read through all that shit and do your job for you.

Willis felt threatened by Mornhinweg standing over him like he was.

I mean, I can't really blame Garcon here. Most wide-outs in the league absolutely dread this lock-down corner.