Fuck that. Seagulls are awful. Always. Nothing inspires any empathy in me for them. Selfish demon birds.

So the question of the is article is “Should we be extremists in our behaviors toward children?”

The verdict is “Nah, be flexible.”

This is an article that needed writing?

Not black.

If someone was going to do this too my head and face (for no reason, on my property), yes, I would shoot them to stop it.

This is a brutally tasteless comment. +1

He was protesting Kevin Johnson’s comments about the album “Kid A”

Fuck pigeons.

Never change, Boogie. Just the best.

Did you honestly just state that the Dallas Cowboys offensive line, as presently constructed, is equivalent to wet toilet paper? It’s like you don’t even watch football

That guys shorts, though. Surely violence was justified as a correction on those shorts.

Mom and Dad rode: no accidents, had kids, quit. Uncle rides 350 days a year, riding for 50 years: 3 crashes, 1 punctured lung.

Oh god, I’ve lost it. I agree with Jerry. It’s bone, not ligament. The risk of lasting functional damage was limited. They put Romo on IR thinking that he’d need at least that much time to heal and maybe the backups could keep us afloat. When that clearly was not the case, they rushed Romo back. Now he’s out for the…

You are wrong. Carolina, after an easy amount of research on my part, has been found to be 8-0.

Which is why it is “Thanksgiving and Christmas”, and not “Every god damned day of his life”.