It's a good show. Also your puppy is adorable.

Can you PLEASE not shoot at the thermonuclear ovaries?

If your girl can deep-throat a Hardee, marry her.

I really don't see the point of the Cokes with people's names. If you're at the store and you don't see your name on the bottle, aren't you then less likely to buy the product?

…She goes all the way on the first date!

You'll shoot your eye out, kid!

Movie 10 better be Kill Bill 3: Revenge of Copperhead's Daughter.

I concur, but I think it (and also "47 Meters Down") could have benefited by jettisoning the protagonist's backstory. Take a cue from "All Is Lost": All you need is a girl, a shark, and a conflict.

Of course you can!

Ramsay's final thoughts: Why, oh why didn't I feed my dogs?

What do you think, Doctor?
I think you're crazy!
I want a second opinion!
You're also lazy!

-One groom? Two grooms?! Oh, my palpitations!
-Radical!
-Is that your final answer?

Dark Helmet with a whiny voice and Urdu accent? Sign me up!

There are at least 9, plus the next-gen ones like Damon Jr now.

I believe the correct title is Don't Be a Menace to tl;dr.

Ehh… I mean, they were the first in a long line of atrocious cinematic offenders, but I really don't think they were any better than what followed. (Scary Movie 2 was written, produced, directed, edited and released within a year of the first one hitting theaters, and it shows.) Hell, the ones David Zucker directed…

"…late Scary Movie sequels"

Like proposing marriage to "Every Rose Has Its Thorn"!

Richard Curtis and Cameron Crowe both seem to be without an ounce of cynicism or irony, which makes them wonderful human beings but prone to creating the most incompatible couples in movie history.

Although I don't disagree with the criticism of the "50 First Dates" ending, I do like that it's an anomaly compared to the endings of most other Adam Sandler movies. (Seriously, fuck you, "Click".) The fact that it doesn't have some cop-out ending where she's cured of her memory condition is pretty impressive.