Get Over It has one of my all-time favorite lines, Ben Foster's response to his ultra-hip parents handing him a condom and saying they trust him:

The scene where Eminem defends the gay co-worker kind of screams "studio interference".

Jeez, even Kesha learned to drop the dollar sign.

The problem with the otherwise really fun Magic Mike is Alex Pettyfer, a charisma vacuum whose character takes up half the narrative. For proof that Channing Tatum is definitely a movie star, just compare the two main characters here.

A wizard did it!

I was thrilled to see one of those Los Angeles open-streets bike events I absolutely live for show up in this episode. There was one in San Pedro the day this episode aired!

Fue una apertura de su alma y su vagina.
Vagina.
Vagina.
Vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvagina.
Yo soy el hombre vagina.

I was disappointed that the movie was so stagy. I really wanted to see the play when I was in London, but it was always sold out, so the movie was the best I could do.

I hope a movie called Nutty By Nature involves O.P.P. (other people's peanuts).

I remember Zack Snyder's response to being asked why he made Xerxes so effeminate: "What would be most terrifying to a 20-year-old boy?"

How can I forget? The part where Sam Jackson kills a cat while wearing a Nazi uniform is seared in my memory.

Jon Hamm has done so much comedy since he made it big (Wet Hot, Bridesmaids, 30 Rock, Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt) that I'm starting to suspect he's a comedian whose breakthrough role was in a drama.

Probably. I haven't read it, but from what I know, other than some gender-specific differences in behavior, it's the same book.

Stephenie Meyer wrote a gender reversed Twilight called "Life & Death", where Bella and Edward became Beau and Edythe, etc., so there's always that…

…Such as when they decided to split Allegiant into two movies, then watched as Part 1 did so poorly that the second half of the adaptation will likely never get made.

Whenever I read about cast announcements for a Woody Allen movie, I wonder which one of them will be given the useless "Will Ferrell's basketball buddy" role Steve Carell played in Melinda & Melinda.

Ugh… Is it too much to hope he stays there?

White House now.

I think the problem is that Hollywood is run mostly by men. Oh wow, Wonder Woman and Bridesmaids are massive hits? Who knew that the other half of the population likes to buy movie tickets?

Proof of Titanic's quality: it doesn't feel like a long movie. Pearl Harbor, at roughly the same running time, is a butt-numb-a-thon.