Or whatever the wizarding world's equivalent of Uber/Lyft is.

Canonically, it's some descendant of Newt Scamander.

Fozzie: Hey there! Want a lift?
Big Bird: No thanks. I'm on my way to New York to try to break into public television.
Fozzie: Good luck!

Knob Kardashian.

She "disappeared" after being a witness to the Lindbergh baby "kidnapping".

Is this really opening the same month as "Battle of the Sexes"?

"Mostly classy stuff, like “Fuck You” or a swastika"

Tron starred the other Jeff, dude.

How NOW, brown cow?!

I don't hate Cars 2 as much as most critics do. Sure, the hillbilly idiot protagonist gets kind of irritating, but I did like how Mater's mechanical expertise comes in handy at identifying the lemon cars that serve as the antagonists. The movie is also less pokily paced than the first one.

Women and sea men don't mix.

The existence of UnREAL (and the fact that a former employee of The Bachelor created it) makes none of this story surprising to me.

Yes! He removed her teeth and fingers to prevent identification, but didn't know about the serial numbers.

Be REALLY careful when hiring a sex worker, though; nothing more humiliating than walking into a police trap or robbery.

Or, hell, even just being team captain when playing solo. Does the level need a runner? A jumper? A brawler?

Or 8mm. Or Falling Down. Or A Time to Kill.

He's been apologizing for this movie for 20 years. I think anyone who still cares needs to get a life.

Those green-toed sons of fishes. Darn them. Darn them all to H-E-double-hockey-sticks.

This looks fun! Wish it had 3D World's five playable characters, though; I don't like that Mario's your only option.

"Dogs don't have to graduate from Ruff-gers University, or Boston Collie, or Corgi Mellon, or UC Barkley, or the Mutt-sachusetts Insti-cute of Technoli-dog!"