When I described "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend" (which I've become a huge fan of) to my friend, he said, "isn't that kind of like Felicity but with musical numbers?"

No, no, no, no, noooooooooooooo! [*crash*]

I liked him in "Shanghai Knights".

"I haven't felt this sick since I was in [*gonggggggg*]! I was sitting on the [*toilet flushing*] after eating some deep-fried [*meow*]!"

I prefer the movie version of the epilogue, where Frank lives to the present day by quitting smoking.

What came first, this theory or Carl Hiaasen's "Star Island"?

-The storyline of Katie mistaking Chuck's intentions is a classic example of the "idiot plot". The whole thing could have been prevented if Chuck began with, "I'm trying to impress this girl, can you pretend to be her?"

Well-received in January = slaughtered in July.

Same thing happened with Smash Mouth.

You're not giving Pitch Black enough credit. It's a solid little sci-fi actioner. What I like about it is that it was made before Vin Diesel became a huge star and got the ego that comes with it; Riddick stands out as part of an ensemble.

Wendy's fish sandwich is really good. Only available during Lent, though.

You mean Bonerland?

With this news, Kelly shall henceforth be known as "Some Lady".

The Bolivian tree lizard has already wiped out the dodo, the cuckoo and the nene, and it has its eyes on the booby, the titmouse, the woodcock and the titpecker.

Denpak wasn't stealing creamers; he was stealing Keurig cups.

The thing I didn't like about the third one was that I did not need Austin Powers' bizarre family history expanded upon through flashbacks. The group therapy scene in the original was side-splittingly funny because it leaves everything up to your imagination.

The absence of her name in the opening credits means you won't be seeing much of Jill, unfortunately.

Unless it was expanded on in the director's cut, which I have not seen:

I can't look at the food options at a wedding without thinking of "Ricki and the Flash" and the options of "Vegan" and "Gluten-Free Vegan" at that wedding.

I always wondered why they didn't think to spell it as One-Ders.