…And went on to write the songs in "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend". The guy's a genius.

Wow, haven't seen that one! Hey, remember when people actually knew or cared what the creatures in Zelda were called?

It's still got nothing on this Zelda commercial:

LOL… Not to tootle my own horn, but I knew this without looking it up.

There was a TV biopic of Madonna. The actress who played her, Terumi Matthews, also played Madonna in a TV biopic of Dennis Rodman.

I really think Super Mario Kart should be renamed Mario Speedwagon.

Your ideas are intriguing and I wish to subscribe to your grammatically terrible, poorly worded newsletter.

Watching The Crying Game for the first time a few years back, I wish I didn't know the secret ahead of time. Dil is a very convincing woman, but her hands give her away.

I sued Ben Affleck………………. Ah, do I even need a reason?!

Replace Criminal Minds with the movie Grease, and ex with current wife.

"Tyler… eventually alienated himself from both parties, his entire cabinet resigned, he became the target of the first impeachment proceedings against a president in U.S. history, and neither party nominated him for re-election in 1844."

Amazingly, she and Donald do not hold the record for largest age gap between President and First Lady (that would be John Tyler and his second wife, Julia, who was 30 years his junior and younger than his daughter).

I'm surprised her response wasn't, "What's an email?"

I like GDT, but I refer to Pacific Rim as "Good Transformers, Bad Del Toro".

The last one had America basically represented by a lisping supervillain with terrible fashion sense who loves McDonald's. Can't wait to see what stereotypes they come up for us with this one.

If the Switch isn't a hit, Nintendo's going the way of Sega.

Click.
(I did see Zohan the following year because it seemed too cool a premise not to check out, and it wasn't terrible, but Click was when I really decided to avoid the majority of Sandler's output.)

There have been movies that I walked out on (Paper Heart; Master of Disguise), but thinking of movies I saw the whole way through in the theater, the first one that comes to mind is Gone Fishin', one of the most incompetently made "comedies" I have ever seen. It wasted the talents of Danny Glover and Joe Pesci; the…

Jeffrey Dahmer? I love that guy!

Third big comic book movie role if you count Jonah Hex. Not that anyone does.