Super Mario Odyssey looks fun, but I'm bummed it's another one of those games where Mario is the only playable character. The ability to also play Luigi/Toad/Peach/Rosalina was one of my favorite things about 3D World.

How in the world did Julie get Frank a new car?

It didn't make her a star, but people took notice. I have a feeling she wouldn't get above-the-title billing in Speed if it weren't for Demolition Man.

Weird Al's songs generally stay pretty clean, though he DOES manage to sneak "cunning linguist" into Word Crimes.

Asshole Son is the most brilliant parody Weird Al never made.

How did the AV Club decide who was assigned this article? Drawing straws? Purple rock? Did Katie piss someone off? Nevertheless, kudos for making it through the whole series without wanting to hang yourself.

Probably in Russian.

Unless they neutered their dog or can spot a transvestite, no.

Winners on "Love Connection" should probably lay off the Funky Cold Medina.

I'm a bargain Jesse Eisenberg. Also Seth Rogen, only shorter and with a lisp.

I couldn't stand her in Total Recall, because the whole time I was aware that it was by the director of Underworld, and his direction to her was basically, "be Selene again".

Still the best pregnant fast food worker whose baby-daddy's wife wants her dead.

The first one was such a letdown: you have vampires and werewolves; why just have them fire guns at each other?

My cars have been:
'89 Chevy Corsica
'95 Mercury Topaz
'96 Toyota Camry
'02 Toyota Camry

The one thing I didn't like about Frank's Brother is that they didn't cast Dan Castellaneta in the part.

Portlandia once did a skit about "CDs that have been in your car for the last 10 years". The Singles soundtrack is one of those CDs for me.

Even in "Man of Steel", that song worked!

Until now, I never thought Google Translate could improve upon a screenplay.

…by a Survivor contestant, yes.

Florida Georgia Line, AKA Flickelback, is up for Best Duo/Group Of The Year.