What, exactly, did she do as "director of African-American outreach"? I feel like Kanye West did more in his 15 minute meeting with Trump after the election than the entirety of Omarosa's efforts.

My thoughts on the returning cast next season:

I prefer the movie version of why Frank isn't alive in the present: He was a smoker and died of lung cancer. We see Dennis Quaid put his cigarettes in a drawer, and then he's alive in 1999 to rescue his son from the killer.

-Taylor had a baby on the way while he was playing Survivor. Not one to really think things through with women, are we, Taylor?

I like to refer to Emmerich's "The Patriot" as "The American Revolution for morons, by morons".

"One of these days, Eunice! Ka-blam! Ka-splat! See that grave?"

A response letter to an Entertainment Weekly article roughly a decade ago about whether the Beatles are still relevant:

A snake with her voice can strangle and eat me anytime.

Which is why it was the guy's first and last time on the show.

When I think of Alan Tudyk, I always think of the episode of Roger Ebert's show where his guest critic (this is when he was auditioning replacements for Siskel), during the review of "Death at a Funeral", referred to him as "Alan Too-dyke, never heard of him".

The Super Koopa Cousins!

Yes. After being blown by Jennifer Jason Leigh while thinking it was Bridget Fonda.

Single White Female:

I feel exactly that way about the movie "Angus".

We'll be taking it in the Duff while the administration is Stradlin us.

He didn't want his name to be an anagram for Oral Seex.

Renny Harlin's Ford Fairlane and Die Hard 2 opened a week apart. Has any other director ever had such a short amount of time between movie release dates?

"There’s no word yet on which actresses will star in the film"

I can think of two things!

Vanilla Sky was Cameron Crowe's best film!