The deputy was customizable, and mine was a woman.

It’s just not the same without LeVar Burton. 

Sir, WCW/NWO Revenge is the goddamn best. Don’t turn your back on the Wolfpac, you might wind up in a body bag.

Kevin’s dad killed him when he fell on him.

This is gonna sound weird, but I’ve never played overwatch and don’t know a thing about it aside from how some of the characters look, and I busted out laughing at this. I don’t know why.

PSA: I will pay someone to get on the fucking payload.

Honestly it had to be a prequel anyway since thematically and historically the first game was about the death of the wild west.

It’s very likely that you just have the increasingly rare ability to play a video game without feeling the need to find something to be Outraged about.

listen, when your content ebbs, people will find a way to find it

Thank god. For a while there I thought I was being racist for thinking all the winners looked alike.

CRAB CAKES AND FOOTBALL!!!

...you gonna be alright?

Fairly sure that the first amendment won’t apply in this case because it’s in fucking England.

Overwatch is all Teamplay. Good for rookies! You can get into it easily and during playing you learn the deaper mechanics.

Just play. You’ll do fine.

You can play AI bot matches with 5 other players so it’s the 6 of you vs 6 bots that lets you get your feet wet and learn the maps without getting destroyed by people who have more experience. There is a very robust training course that is all good for learning the maps and every hero’s skill set.

Authorities are looking for a Ricardo Jewellinhos.

This is Durant showing that he has completely bought into the gotta-have-a-ring mentality that dominates the current culture in sports, completely buying into the notion that if you don’t win a championship, you are nothing.

I’m no mathamagician, but the average of 112, 107.1 and 107 is not 111.

Even. If. Vaccines. Did. Cause. Autism. Which. They. Do. Not. An. Autistic. Child. Is. Still. An. Alive. Child.