“I would just let it happen naturally. I live in the D.C. area, and I fucking hate the ‘Skins and Caps, but over time I’ve grown fond of the Wizards and Nats.”

Photog: Ok great guys. But Colin, can you ball your fists up real tight like you’re angry for no reason?

“There will come a day when some GM is just like, “Christ, we can’t draft any of them. They won’t work within our system!”

So he should have ended the quote with “said Scherzer, who everyone knows is outgoing, fun and a jokester kind of guy.” I’m missing this context he speaks of.

Is Raphael Poplock an alter ego of Jean Ralphio?

Also included in the deal: A life coach to be named later.

Brit giving off a strong Drexl vibe:

Tip your cap!

Come for the food that may kill you, stay for the relief pitchers that may kill batters.

Curry and the Dubs beat Harden’s Rockets all 4 times this season. For what that’s worth.

“I could since MJ getting mad”

He really needs to work on rebuilding his Sharper Image.

They actually make equipment that emotes that sound now, to keep teenagers from loitering in certain spots. Not a joke.

Is this a prequel or sequel to "The Wood?"

Judo chop! Judo chop!

Should have had a meeting with the Bobs and Weaves.

I had to get it on. He was making a move. I had to get it on.

You know how dogs love chasing things with motors.

So is it TenMan or tenman? Asking for stationary.

Loved the Nick Kroll cameo.