Well, it was a dominating performance...

You're so cool...

Marshawn blankly staring at question asker...

Tell me I'm not the only one who had to look up FOH?

Came here expecting to hear from Pete Weber. Disappointed.

Didn't that guy chew the scallions?

Screw History, this should be required reading for all 6th graders.

More inflated: That story or her lips?

Also, Jim Kozimor is one of the most light-hearted, jovial hosts they have. It should have been a relaxed interview.

I'd SIFT HOR VALDS, if you know what I mean...

+1 Coke

Flashing back to Walt poisoning Brock not only sealed Walt as the worst person ever, but ended up guiding Breaking Bad the last season. Pretty great stuff.

The Giants gave up on Sandoval because he wouldn't give up his gluteus.

Jenny Lewis before I hated her music.

I would also like to use this time to let those of you who care know that I will not be in the golf league next year.

There must be a porn site named Persimmon Bread.

Pong McEnroe

Everyone knows, the first step is always to cut the Blount.

Or a song about a former Warrior player, in the actual town the Warriors play.

Hey Joshua...do they physically enforce you saying "My Pleasure" at ChikFila? Man, that angers me to no end.