HO HO HOLY SHIT

This is a very good question. I'll bring all 10 to my local Taco Bell and see how quickly I can get kicked out.

I'm proud of you for trying. And especially Mrs. Green. Blueberry is better than postage stamps.

Man those things were scary. They also wouldn't fit in the picture even if I used one. Thanks for the throwback!

Before I forget I hope all of you have a very nice Valentine's Day!

THANK YOU

If it wasn't the banana, it was going to be a baseball bat, which is more my style.

Man I totally missed that! I've clearly eaten too much lube.

Thank you. This Dennis Lee guy is some kind of freelance hack. I know him in real life. He's a horrible person.

Listen Mr. Piggy! I have to keep some masterful jokes for myself. But, like, that's the only kind. It's my finishing move.

Well, everyone says they can taste the love in my food when they stop by for dinner…

Well, everyone says they can taste the love in my food when they stop by for dinner…

Dr. Leo, you can come examine me anytime, baby.

Someone knows my signature finishing move…

I'm going to leave this one up to your imagination.

Yes. Sometimes, true love hurts.

It was a Tuesday night.

Because it's the time for love! Or in my case, self love.

Why thankyouverymuch! I like to ruin everything I touch.

Why thankyouverymuch! I like to ruin everything I touch.