We also teach don't steal and don't kill, yet we still have theft and murder.

Ethnic Jews are people of color. Anyone saying otherwise is just trying to derail you.

Yeah. We don't solve problems by just yelling at everyone who speaks out about the reality of those problems.

This is a very real reality that never gets addressed. The "solution" is to seemingly snap your fingers and pretend that standards of evidence and/or measures of guilt are rather different from the system set up.

Her observations seem pretty reasonable. She's not saying that it is right for it to be that way; she's just describing the way it is. The juries are doing as they're instructed - only convicting if guilt is proven beyond a reasonable doubt. And when the only witness and accuser is not reliable, because they were…

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I just feel like this whole country is trolling me now. Unarmed black men beaten and killed in the streets and hundreds of racists donate money to the white cop perpetrator while also posting insanely racist messages, meanwhile white folks carry around assault rifles while they're shopping at WalMart completely…

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"In fact, it was quite the opposite, with the star toting her pricey black leather Hermès Birkin bag in the crook of her leg arm, her hand thus lifted up, putting the ring on full display."

I don't want to dump on the Midwest alone though, because even if New Yorkers order this service, they too are middle of the road mortals who are in the same pot of meaninglessness and finitude.

Ugh, fucking RANCH. That shit is the devil's jizz. I don't even hate it for itself, it's the way it's become the official smothering blanket of condiments. People ask for it all the time at work and we don't sell it because the owner's formal public stance is "over my dead body."

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I want my wedding to look like Reader's Digest: short, to the point, and with key selections from "Laughter, the Best Medicine" read by the presider.

There's something about interactions between an animal and some smaller animal or baby, where the bigger animal clearly comprehends that it could hurt the other animal and is careful to check its strength, that gets me right in the feels. Right in there. I seriously almost cry every time I see a big dog playing very…

My daughter had a crazy 10 minute crying fit in our hallway yesterday because we didn't have any cookies. Real tears running down her face, weeping into the floor. She just kept wailing "I want cookie please" over and over. I finally held her by the shoulders and said, "I am REALLY sorry, but there are no cookies…

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But you have very good hair, Cadence, so not all is lost.

The ferals on my street are very well fed, since they've conned several different houses into setting food out for them every night. And I'm sure there's no correlation between that and the racoon I saw climbing my neighbor's steps the other night!

Late last night, the outlaws known at the Cat Overlords successfully hacked into the Getty Images system. They proceeded to replace all the images of dogs with sausages, steaks, and veal cutlets. An anonymous note was released to the press, saying "Dogs are our meat. We will prevail!!!!!111!11"