The dry cleaning thing is actually mostly true. I worked at a laundromat/dry cleaner in high school seeing as graphic novels and pizza don't buy themselves. The chemicals and giant hell-hot presses that they use on men's shirts would eat our shirts for breakfast. This is of course because our shirts are made of…

Could it be because they use a HUGE amount? My boyfriend goes through toothpaste, deodorant, body wash, shampoo way faster that I do because he uses gobs of it when its not really needed haha.

"When it comes to deodorant, sunscreen, moisturizer, and razors, check ingredients and buy the cheaper dude version."

Ha exactly. Joke's on the deodorant industry because I use men's as well! No fucks given.

Well, I buy men's deoderant, that's what. Men are stinkier and generally sweatier than women (is that really true? I dunno.); therefore, men's deoderant should be able to handle my stinkiest stink.

Can we please stop using "problematic" all the time?

Problematic?! They eloped when she was a teenager and he was married to another (pregnant) woman, they participated in a "free love" situation that she was less-than-thrilled about, he cheated on her with HALF OF EUROPE (and wrote poems about it), and yet after he died in boating accident she still saved and published…

I'm obsessed with Jasper Fforde at the moment. I have to read the one about the investigation into Humpty Dumpty's death!

Obviously everyone should be reading the Parasol Protectorate. I'm fucking fabulous in that.

It also eludes him. Puberty is, indeed, quite elusive for some.

When my grandparents came to this country they were the brown peril, aka filthy disease-ridden Italians. Now we're white. What a country!

I really like Jezebel as is currently, though I feel like some of the content is needlessly click baity. I'd really love to see a side room (ala powder room, kitchenette or roy g biv) that was dedicated to crafting and diy. Not just twee perfect pinterest- though I'm down with that, but like hard core make something…

I like for my sites to be informative on a variety of subjects, the majority of which matter in one way or another with an occasional cat or screaming goat video thrown in the mix. I like Jezebel's conversational, humorous writing style and the format of the site is easy to navigate. However, the worst part of Jezebel…

I'd love to see a snapshot series similar to Lifehacker's "How I Work" featuring women, especially women in traditionally male dominated fields.

(And not in a "totes adorbs" kind of way: I'm talking real shit)

I'd like to see more unique content created for/by Jezebel - it feels like the majority of content is just bringing our attention to things other people/websites have written/posted, without a lot of original analysis attached to the post.

It would be nice to have less Kardashian and more, well, anything really.

I think you mean gaudy? (Last sentence.) Otherwise I'm with you?

Oh, no. Bret went triple denim. That's advanced deniming. He should ... he should take it off. All of it. Slowly.

God, I'll be so happy when we can retire the "fake ass" and all it's convoluted glory. I'm waiting for the day that Vh1 airs "I love the 2010s" or whatever they're gonna call it and we can all laugh at how women (and some men) were getting everything injected, resulting in cartoon-character likeness. Because this is…