You can tell them to ease up while having a bit of compassion. Because in 40-50 years you will be them. You will be the one having hilariously outdated beliefs about the world, and a habit to let everybody know about your antiquated morals, because you'll feel your life, age and experience makes you wiser.

This reminds me of the doctor who told my ex and me that we'd basically be killing our daughter if we didn't have her exactly the way he told us to. Our daughter was completely fine, and there was no reason for him to be concerned. We tried to work with him, saying that if an emergency came up of course we would defer…

I've worked at IBM for 4 years and I'm now 26. I think that overall there are great opportunities to advance. I've never felt discriminated against. IBM has 400k employees, there's bound to be some assholes.

Gee, I have a female friend who does user-experience web stuff for them. They let her work from home for the first 8 months after she gave birth, and then she went back to working on site. She's been with them for about 12 years and says it's a great place for women, so I don't know.

Sorry ladies, self inflicted wound here. Plenty of women never wear heels.

Whatever i'm still waiting for the long curly black hair growing out of your chin that you don't notice for 6 months to come into style.

Motherfucking heels. Yes, I know many of you like them, and that's fine. Wear whatever you want. But we know they were invented by men, and if they had never existed, our lives would be much, much better.

As a lifelong advocate for MORE FUCKING POCKETS IN WOMEN'S CLOTHING, I approve this message.

My main takeaways:

I have a theory of Jay and Bey's relationship (even though I have never met them and have no actual knowledge of their relationship. Frankly, though, I would love to be in Bey's circle of girlfriends. That being said

This is just dicked up. Statistically speaking, the world around us is actually safer than it was 20 years ago when I was a kid and my parents (good parents!) thought nothing of letting me walk to the neighborhood park by myself. I got off the school bus by myself, unlocked my own front door, and played outside with…

No no no it's a "right to work state". See that way it sounds like its good for the employees! In truth you have a right to work until they decide they don't want you then you're out. Love the conservative tendency for Orwellian names.

Prison uniforms are paid for by public money.

This sounds remarkably similar to Lily Bart in Edith Wharton's The House of Mirth. Professional pretty girls have been around for a long time in New York, apparently. Hopefully it ends better for Kristin than it did for poor Lily.

I'm 39 and my boyfriend talked me into doing acid last night. I've never even tried any drugs before. It was a strange, wonderful, disturbing experience. The kind of thing you only need to do once or twice in a lifetime, especially if you are not a 19 year old going to a rave and dancing all night, lol. We really…

You guys are alright by me. I've never had a Jew tell me I was going to hell. As an atheist, I value that.

I have had two knee surgeries, so I spent a lot of time leaning on a cane. I mainly used mine as a weapon to keep clumsy people away from my sore leg, using techniques I learned from my grandmother, Nana Finch, who had mad ninja skillz when it came to hitting people accidentally-on-purpose and then looking innocent.

I wouldn't mind, but this is sort of an integral part of her job... And it's been consistently something that she, and other Jezebel writers, have struggled with.

Yup. And patent.

"affect" ? Seriously?