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I would like to request an editorial policy against including transcripts of Trump. It hurts to read. It just hurts so bad.

Here’s Fleury in his new LV gear:

I heard it from Steve Rinella who is a pretty prominent figure in the hunting/fishing world (moreso in hunting). At least one of his brothers is a biologist and he is friends/colleagues with many many more who do legit studies on these things. I don’t know how they collect this data off of the top of my head but I

TMZ got a hold of security footage of police attempting to apprehend the suspect.

Shadows of the Empire has gotten a bad rap, but I love that game.

That’s a miserable hit from Sestito. But Enstrom sees him coming and turns his back. NHL guys do that so often. He can brace himself and take the hit in the shoulder if he was smart, but instead he does some crappy move to turn his back at the last second and put himself in a dangerous position.

It needs this

Hats off to Italy’s coach, Bill Beliciccio.

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That goal call brought to you by these two babies:

T-minus five minutes until your uncle’s Facebook explodes about a Mexican stealing something on his way over the wall.

I played the crap out of this. Guess I’m going back in.

I’ve never been prouder of my mayor or my city than I was last night when I saw the statement.

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Sesame Street Japan better get CBCC (Cookie Butter Choco Cookie) registered fast then.

“You think that’s bad—you should see my videos of the things they say at practice”

obligatory 2 minutes for ruffing

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Mambo No. 5 ain’t got nothing on this:

Personally, I’m hoping some 400 lb. person on a bed somewhere manages to take hold of the Team’s email and sends all the people random bullshit to tweet.