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It needs this

Hats off to Italy’s coach, Bill Beliciccio.

Another week that needs animal shenanigans to brighten it up.

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That goal call brought to you by these two babies:

Where’s the superman?

T-minus five minutes until your uncle’s Facebook explodes about a Mexican stealing something on his way over the wall.

I played the crap out of this. Guess I’m going back in.

I’ve never been prouder of my mayor or my city than I was last night when I saw the statement.

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Sesame Street Japan better get CBCC (Cookie Butter Choco Cookie) registered fast then.

The Space Mall episode is possibly the best of the series. LOVED it.

“You think that’s bad—you should see my videos of the things they say at practice”

This NPR listener begs to diagree. <sips his Chardonnay>

My favorite thing right now

Attention pussy shoppers! Take advantage of our penny pussy sale! If you buy one piece of pussy at the regular price, you get another piece of pussy of equal or lesser value for only a penny! Try and beat pussy for a penny! If you can find cheaper pussy anywhere else, fuck it!

Everyone knows during a natural disaster that the steaks are high.