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I believe there is a report up at CNN that they are having a problem with this in Nigeria. Lots of people went out and bought this and then self dosed - and the results are not looking good.

Also intriguing - hundreds Americans with all the symptoms of the disease but who haven’t travelled to a hot spot are ineligible for testing, but a senator from a state with only 48 confirmed cases* who is “feeling fine”, “is asymptomatic” and “not aware of any direct contact with any infected person” was able to get

So let’s say a woman who has just lost her job due to the pandemic finds out she is six weeks pregnant and decides an abortion is her best course of action. These assholes are telling her she has to bring a child into the world that she cannot afford to raise? Then they’ll complain about her wanting all kinds of

Not so much ironic as fitting.

In good news, Rand Paul has tested positive.

I know that, in theory, there is a link to Twitter or Instagram here, but even without any form of ad blocking, nothing shows up on the page.

I went through the same when Tom Petty died. Sending virtual hugs your way. 

Ha, no more alcohol.  Don’t be ridiculous.... that... that won’t happen right?

My dad died just over a month ago. He LOVED Kenny. I know this because I know the words to every Kenny Rogers song ever put on tape due to long road trips as a family when young.  I cried both for him and Kenny today. 

I fear for the day they decide to close liquor stores nationally, rather than just on a state-by-state basis.

It seems he really did know when to fold ‘em. RIP Kenny.

Gotta be some kind of art thing. I have nothing else to add, so here’s a different art thing:

People have started getting really desperate for toilet paper alternatives.

If you microwaved that, it wouldn’t turn orange. It would burst and get goo all over the inside of your microwave. Then you’d throw out the microwave rather than scrub out the goo.

The Turtle never moves faster than when he’s trying to stick it to Democrats.

Which would be weird, considering her stock was in a blind trust, and she lost money off the transaction. 

That would be typical but nobody would miss Feinstein, tbh

Fuck Autonation, they tried multiple times to cheat me. And their service department is garbage too. I don’t care about the rest of my warranty, I hope they go under.