Just think. Somebody had to see this as bad as it was and still they felt the need to OK it. Kudos to you awful editor.

and he’s demanding that they change it

Being pedantic about a movie poster for a kids movie is not a great look.

So are you saying he should

I’d kinda prefer you take your own advice instead of attacking one of the few people in the world with a platform, who’s actually trying to educate and make people smarter so maybe this sad dystopia we’re heading for can be averted.

True story, a colleague was walking back to his office, a guy just walks up to him, punches him in the nose, and proceeds to sit down on a bench just a few feet away. The perpetrator had been in jail before, was tired of being homeless, and wanted to go back to jail. I’m giving the perpetrator the benefit of the doubt…

JFC. Her son was killed by a drunk driver, but rather than blame drunk-driving she blames illegal immigrants...

A cop just threatened a citizen because of a difference of opinion.

take his gun away.

Probably especially if you are a minority.  Asian woman might be a particularly appealing combination as there will be so many white male conservatives with a hard-on for her. 

He’ll get off on an insanity plea. Anyone wearing jeans and TWO shirts outside on a day like this has got to be nuts.

I play polo-style from the golf cart without ever once stopping the cart completely. He knows nothing about slow play frustration.

He’s right about people in general, not just golfers. They don’t think ahead while in line. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve been in a TSA security line and half the people walk up to the podium and only then start pulling out their ID and boarding pass. Or they don’t get out the credit card at the store until all…

Barkley better start watching his back at all times!

We hang onto the memories of your spotless, near grand slam of gleaming silverware and fine china a few years back.

That shoe’s tongue looks like a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle’s back.

Because shut up, Kyle.

You think playing soccer in 90 degree weather is bad? Try standing over a hot pot, in the middle of the summer, constantly stirring so your Alfredo sauce doesn’t clump.

People just don’t understand how much training goes into housekeeping. They only see the glory of the 10 minutes of dish-washer emptying once a week and think it's all fun, but they know nothing of the hours spent lying on the couch or surfing the internet every single day in preparation.

I look forward to his hologram resuming his old position.