Also, what does "both sides of these people" mean? 

Felt like as good a time as ever to promote the most uncomfortable jingle ever written

Baseball: Where it’s totally not cool to do your job to try and beat someone else in the game you’re playing, but it’s absolutely fine to throw a projectile at someone’s face if they watched their home run for too long that one time 10 months ago.

“Kavanaugh’s confirmation, while always a long shot to prevent.”

Thank you for your thoughtful response, I agree with much of what you said. Comedy being what it is will continue to insult some folks and perhaps we all just need to learn to not take it so personally.

America is wrong. Onions are good. 

I hate this godforsaken song as much as any other parent, but at least it’s stupid catchy melody can be incorporated into just about anything you want to say, so you can flip it and use it against your kids so that they eventually grow to hate it as much as you do: “Bruuuush your teeth, do do do-do do, brush your…

I was told this material would not be on the test today.

I’ve seen A LOT of fruit-sex analogy in art, dating back well before this artist’s oeuvre. Many of them were art students or otherwise fairly unacknowledged local artists, etc, indicating to me that the idea itself definitely isn’t unique enough to any one artist to claim this as appropriative.

Is he running some kind of campaign finance scam?

Libertarians are Republicans who smoke weed.

Bless his ❤️. 

There is no difference between “Actually racist” and “just being racist for a reaction”.

what does this have to do with Bethesda?

And why do they consistently choose such ironic user names?

It’s the “everyone has an accent except me” school of logic. Or the idea that any food that doesn’t correspond with what you regularly eat is “ethnic.”

Men have used the "it's not true because she's not hot enough for me" defense for years. We can't all of a sudden turn around and use it against others. 

“Why would a boss sexually harass her? I mean look at her. He’s successful and she’s fat and ugly. No way do I believe her. He could do way better.

Am I wrong in being extremely weird out about how the article brushes off Amy Heckerling actions? I mean all this criticism of Lorne Michaels is more than valid and he should be call out about it but the article kinds of skips over that all that Kattan alleges happened, did so because Heckerling propositioned him and…

Pedestrians are never in danger of injuring themselves while walking around,