Oh man, if only we had all of human history to prove how wrong that is. Also, humans are omnivores so his point (even if true) wouldn’t even apply to humans or most pets. Thank you for not bringing that idiocy out of the greys. 

That’s funny. I just immediately went to the expression “feeling blue.”

That sounds similar to a friend of mine whose upswings mostly consist of a lot of working out and a lot of plans to improve his life in every way. His downswings are brutal, though they seem to be getting a bit better. I just have good, old fashioned depression without any fun upswings.

The idea that they’re digging into here is the one that’s also a jab at McDonald’s: “No one is happy all the time.” That is a true fact. 

Those are probably to provide free advertising for the brewery/bar for hosting this event. Or they are monsters, could go either way.

We always had a wash cup to the side when I was in college to rinse the ball off after it hit the ground. That wash cup obviously did more harm than good after playing for a while but we’d replace it if we remembered. We also played with cocktails and not beer in the cups, so remembering was more difficult than you’d…

Pretty sure the beer glass is in that blue koozie.

Of course everyone operates better with less stress and of course a prisoner can be the one to deescalate. That’s not my point, though. The guards are in a position of power over the prisoners, it is their responsibility to keep a cool head and deescalate when possible. That is why it’s telling that the guards, not…

Apparently during a heat wave in New Zealand over the 2017-18 summer, “the risk of violent incidents increased in hot conditions, the department said, and measures had to be taken to try to keep staff and prisoners safe,” according to The Guardian. After that record-breaking summer, prison officials purchased about…

But you can’t think about missing the ground or the ground at all really. What you need is a good distraction right before you hit the ground.

The gravity starts when you fall and finishes when you land. 

The most impressive food I’ve ever seen smuggled into a movie theater was a group that brought a gallon of milk, solo cups, and two packages of Oreos. We only brought our gas station candy, I was extremely jealous. 

No deal, as an influencer for the last hour or so, I pride myself on building a following organically. And though our seamen may be salty, our elevators are fart free.

If anyone wants to reach my 15 Kinja followers, I will need at least $10 per comment and I will shill anything you want. 

“It should be obvious what’s really happening here. Everyone knows that the GOP is the party of bigotry“

Off to that big glue factory in the sky.

Sure, but this version won’t explode into a thousand tiny pieces each time you take a bite. Also, it may not stick to your teeth like it was welded on.

I’ve represented quite a few business owners who either sold their business or the underlying real estate and only one has ever told his employees beforehand that he was trying to sell. Most took special efforts to make the buyers perform their due diligence so the employees wouldn’t catch on for fear of losing…

If they live in Colorado, he might be my brother-in-law. We hosted an Easter pot-luck meal with ham, au gratin potatoes, cheesy broccoli casserole (I know, I know, bad communication between parties led to the cheese fest), and rolls. He took a plate of ham and a roll because he apparently does not eat broccoli and…

The whole spoilers thing has gotten out of control lately. If you really have to be totally surprised about what happens in a Marvel movie (Oh my god, the good guys won again? Never saw that coming) then you shouldn’t be on twitter at all until you see the fucking movie. Even if something is spoiled for you, could you …