No deal, as an influencer for the last hour or so, I pride myself on building a following organically. And though our seamen may be salty, our elevators are fart free.

If anyone wants to reach my 15 Kinja followers, I will need at least $10 per comment and I will shill anything you want. 

“It should be obvious what’s really happening here. Everyone knows that the GOP is the party of bigotry“

Off to that big glue factory in the sky.

Sure, but this version won’t explode into a thousand tiny pieces each time you take a bite. Also, it may not stick to your teeth like it was welded on.

I’ve represented quite a few business owners who either sold their business or the underlying real estate and only one has ever told his employees beforehand that he was trying to sell. Most took special efforts to make the buyers perform their due diligence so the employees wouldn’t catch on for fear of losing…

If they live in Colorado, he might be my brother-in-law. We hosted an Easter pot-luck meal with ham, au gratin potatoes, cheesy broccoli casserole (I know, I know, bad communication between parties led to the cheese fest), and rolls. He took a plate of ham and a roll because he apparently does not eat broccoli and…

The whole spoilers thing has gotten out of control lately. If you really have to be totally surprised about what happens in a Marvel movie (Oh my god, the good guys won again? Never saw that coming) then you shouldn’t be on twitter at all until you see the fucking movie. Even if something is spoiled for you, could you …

It seemed like a joke to me, just different art consisting of a bunch of different “chicks”.

You’re not my mom, you can’t tell me what to do! Also they are all linked at the bottom of article I linked to, just before the comments start.

I thought it was fairly obvious that this post wasn’t serious in any way (the hyperbole in the link to an article about items stuck in people’s holes, the big stink pun, and the fact that if a doctor is saying this, it definitely happens) but obviously it’s just a bad joke. Please stop well, actuallying me.

Look I’d like to believe that this is a real problem, but according to the most comprehensive and accurate list of items that we put into our orifices, this has not happened once in the last 5 years. And yes, I did go back and check. This doctor seems to be making a big stink over nothing.

Those examples aren’t bad though. I typically underline or bold the things I want noticed in emails but I know that can come off as aggressive sometimes. As to your question, I think you’re okay!

Not since she had it off, thanks for asking. Between you and me, I would’ve been just as happy to have had her amputated and kept the foot.

Yeah, right there with you on that one. We haven’t seen any indication but she’s only two so we’ll see. Thank you for your concern though!

We already have someone who believes deeply in anything he hears on Fox News and changes it based on what the next Fox News host says. I’m voting for Electric Monk’s horse, he had more sense than anyone!

Also, the fact that he randomly capitalizes words continues to drive me crazy. As Douglas Adams wrote: “Capital letters were always the best way of dealing with things you didn’t have a good answer to.”

Mexico’s Soldiers recently pulled guns on our National Guard Soldiers, probably as a diversionary tactic for drug smugglers on the Border. Better not happen again!

What is the point then? Making a program that no one can reasonably qualify for and going through the process of reviewing and denying so many applications has got to be as big of a money pit as just loosening the restrictions and forgiving more loans.

For all the shit these people gave millennials for staying in their parents’ homes longer because millennials didn’t have any money, it’s pretty rich that they will end up living with their kids because they can’t afford to live on their own.