“Scott, you are a good person, and you would make a wonderful father,” and “You will feel so blessed one day.”

Title VII, the law at the center of these cases, prohibits discrimination on the basis of “race, color, religion, sex or national origin” but doesn’t specifically mention sexual orientation and gender identity.

What about people who skip breakfast, eat dinner at a normal time, then get high and eat snack food just before bedtime? Perfectly healthy and no need to change their routine, right?

This seems like something that didn’t really need to be studied.

The question “can I speak to a manager” has become sentient. 

Not to mention the economic benefits of millions of people all of a sudden having some disposable income.

You have no idea how much he made or what their expenses were at that point. She could have needed that waitressing job for them to make ends meet. Also it looks like she graduated in 1970 but was married in 1968 so there are two years there where she may have had to pay for it by being a waitress.

Oh man, if only there were other websites that provided information like that. I’m going to go complain on The Takeout that they haven’t covered it either.

You get a pass because this is good work. 

Hell yes, first starving polar bears and now a happy marriage. What are we going to shit on next? I vote kids with cancer, or maybe newborn kittens.

I bet his wife was reading the map for this little stunt too.

I can definitely understand, typos drive me crazy!

I can defanately understand, typo’s drive me carzy.

I assumed it would be adjustable, I guess. My shoulder bag is cross body but I shorten the strap and wear it on one shoulder when I’m wearing a suit so it doesn’t crease my jacket. 

Can’t you just use the long strap over one shoulder instead of across your body?

Well in this case, love would need to be blind for both their benefit.

Jesus. The worst offenders at my office just talk on the phone or eat in the stall (which might be worse than jerking it).

Mmmm crunchy crab legs.

+1 deep bow

Sure it’s all fun and games now, but it won’t be so fun next time when he calls again to get grandma an ambulance and they show up with some nuggets. That’s what happens when you’re the boy who cried McWolf.