He also pulled the no look shot, which backfired beautifully.

Trumperculosis.

Is it really any worse than the “affluenza” defense?

Yup!

force Democrats to take a vote on it, so the Republicans can hammer them in subsequent elections for voting in lockstep with the dastardly cow-hating, train-loving Maoist Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

One of these is not like the others...

Nobody tell Trump that Slender Man is right behind him.

who spent almost one and a half sentences remembering Adams 

Does a 17-year old need parental permission or anything to fly? I have no idea, but maybe that was the reason? Also, we probably shouldn’t be looking too hard for common sense in this situation, I’m guessing he is strongly lacking in that department.

Meanwhile, this woman was in the surrender cobra position basically from when the shot was released. How did she know it was going in?

More like Angelique Gerber, amirite? Get it? Because she’s such a baby... you don’t get it, it’s funny.

Oh no doubt, it’s just a way for them to protect themselves.

“some prominent Democrats decided not to skip AIPAC this year, notably several 2020 candidates.”

Ugh, gross. 

That’s news to me, just two days ago articles said that there were still sealed indictments. 

If there’s no a built in egg-catcher, I feel like the company is not fully synergized.  

An act of god plus two witnesses, don’t forget that loophole. 

Why did Kid Rock add his name at the end of his comment, who else would have said it man?

Everyone is caught up on the reports that the report apparently does not recommend any further indictments. Those same people are forgetting the there are quite a few sealed indictments that were brought in the same court Mueller brought his other indictments and we don’t know whose name is on those. I’m holding out…

That one sentence doesn’t convey how economically insecure he feels.