Or just live life on the wild side by sticking a needle into it then squeezing. Are people really getting infections from popping zits at a high enough rate to justify all of this extra effort? I don’t even clean the needle before using it, so I’m definitely not preparing the area and putting gauze over my fingernails…

His glove skills may be poor but his fire safety skills are off the charts.

It would also be helpful if dealers didn’t go out of their way to provide as little information as possible about the financing options. I recently bought a used car and it was like pulling teeth to get more information than the monthly payment amount, APR, and term.

Got a real firm tomato over here.

Wow, I’d never thought that I’d be here to see the day that racism and bigotry was eradicated from America. What a big day for all of us! I can’t believe we didn’t think of this sooner!

You’re not wrong though.

1. It’s a misdemeanor and not something people should be held indefinitely for. If an American citizen commits a misdemeanor they may not spend any time in jail, and if they do it is short enough that their child is not taken away from them and put in a facility. It is happening to people seeking asylum at points of…

I mean, it’s clearly Danny Glover.

Just to close the loop on today’s conservative fuckery, I would have thought the “national emergency” would look a little more like this:

Why is Trump just starting at that tiny white baby (doll?) on the ground? Is he praying for the future of white children in this country? Is that the message I am supposed to get?

She said she didn’t report her assault because she didn’t trust the system, and stayed silent for years before the military’s sweeping failure to appropriately respond to reports of sexual assault made her feel the need to come forward. When she did try to share her experience, she said she was “horrified” at the…

So the next step is fortified machine gun embankments and land mines right? That’s obviously where he wants to go with this.

“The consequence of any adult going to jail is being separated from their child”

But I like to open my windows...

Lucky you, I’ve gotten a parking ticket for not having a front plate. Meter was full, no other violation, just didn’t stick my front plate on my dash before getting out.

I wish that were true, I got a $50 parking ticket for that in Denver. I was astounded that I could get a parking ticket for not having my front plate attached. 

Uh there’s a stadium (hello, pantsless movie watching on the jumbotron!), science museum (I’d probably start leading tours for fun, sometimes I’d even provide correct information to keep everyone on their toes), and amusement park (“Excuse me, I’m doing quality control checks on all of the rides and games so I will…

Maybe then I’d get out of the greys!

I don’t remember any of these characters from Reign of Fire.