This also seems ridiculous because, while still in possession of the ball, he reaches for the goal line.

1998 - Don’t get in stranger’s cars, don’t meet people from the internet

my family read your comment and they are offended

Should have drank more water.

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Couldn’t you find a photo of (16 year old) Ragan Smith that’s maybe not putting her crotch on display?

Honestly, you must not do much outside your hotel room. Cleveland is actually a pretty great city with a lot to do. Winter sucks, but not more so then Chicago or New York or really any other northern place. I live in the Bay Area, but Cleveland’s only like 4th when it comes to cities I’d want to live in behind New…

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I have no problem with this. How long have we been saying we need to fight childhood obesity? Now we have the chance to fight obese children. How is this not a good thing?

I mean, I could almost buy this if one of his wish-list destinations were not Minnesota.

Stay white, and you’ll be alright.

What an idiot. Dude leaves the Bulls and then wants beef.

Hell, if she wanted to be in a better place she could have driven 5 miles in any direction.

There’s really nothing remarkable here. Lots of athletes take time out of their schedule to visit retarded children.

No word yet on whether the Duck Tales Fanclub plans to follow suit.

That’s why I don’t watch the local news. Nothing but endless puff pieces.

Come on, you guys are just making Machado about something.

This is so unnecessary. Yeah, Boogie was injured, Buddy Hield.

Was at a protest yesterday, Cory Booker showed up and of course everyone went wild. But one lone woman stood up, and demanded he grow a back bone. it was amazing to watch them go back and forth, and ended with Senator Booker promising to stay true to our Cause.

My fellow commenters never star my shit. It isn’t because it isn’t funny, it’s because you all are a bunch of bad teammates. I’ve gone to management repeatedly about this and they kept saying who are you? And please stop talking to us. Magary just sent me a link to his book and HamNo just yelled unions repeatedly. It…