Very astute. It’s almost as if you read this article.

I haven’t seen a Blues fan hit the ground that hard since Stevie Ray Vaughn.

It is a little too late for the Hawks to start getting defensive about Game 2.

As someone who lives in an area with an extremely high population of non-native English-speakers from Asia, (and works personally with quite a few ESL Chinese people of similar age,) I really don’t see this as being a “lost in translation” type situation. His English is very good - hell, it’s better than most U.S-born…

There is actually a second translation error here. When the Chinese agency said the guy had been “fired” what they meant was “Recalled to China, executed, and his family billed for the cost of the bullet."

Hey hey hey! It's Matt Albers!

Also of note, walking four times sets a one-day record for people who live in Ohio.

I’d criticize school staff for not seeing through the ruse, but in all fairness, nobody’s ever met a 30-year-old from South Sudan.

Can I do more than “recommend” this post? I’d like to agree with : “Fuck that guy.” He should just french kiss Trump already.

Yeah there’s this real sweet little old lady at my work who I just discovered “loves trump” and now I just can’t help but feel there’s a deep resevoir of hatred in her small frail body.

A Trump supporter buying a ticket to yell at a bunch of foreigners for 3 hours?

AMEN. I’m so sick of people complaining about the things Philly fans do when other people do similar things.

The shove at the end is the best part. He has zero respect for Reggie Jackson as a human and it’s awesome.

so i got my teaching degree but never got my licence because i realized during my student teaching that HAHAHA NO NO I DONT WANT TO TEACH WHAT WAS I THINKING

This is the greatest thing I have ever seen. Fuck street runners. “Oh the road is softer on my feet!” No, I hate you.

“A very presentable young man”...? Seriously? Does this mean he’ll look fine up at the big house?

Casey Weathers, a 2007 first-round pick who almost washed out of baseball after suffering a few serious arm injuries.

“Capt Balderrama: McClendon went left of center traveling at a high rate of speed, collided into bridge wall, car engulfed in flames @NewsOK”

C’mon, Richard. The kids did something dumb and terrible.